Apparently, when you stand on your head for long enough, hair goes naturally and pneumatically blonde. Only snag is the upside down pressure can make the head stander develop a Posh Spice pout. This, fresh from the silky salon in Toronto. Polly Darton eat your heart out. As you know - and in the words of the aforementioned big, ahem, haired diva - "It takes a lot of time to look this trashy..." How VERY dare you!